Situationships…from an anonymous source

“hit it and quit it” and “ejaculate and evacuate” have become pretty common phrases around college recently…let that sink in for a bit. As the black eyed peas would say though Where is the love? seriously. Where has it been obliterated to? what has happened to the old fashioned wooing and writing long letters to your beloved. Oh thats right, it is dead, along with chivalry and S Club 7. Which I think is extremely tragic.. its actually devastating really. Its predecessor is “the situationship” The type of relationship you get when you mix Netflix and Chill and decent conversation. Romeo and Juliet have officially been exiled and replaced by Stacey and Keith ( those are still brilliant names by the way) It is the type of companionship to whip out your bubblegum flavoured condoms too really, and to be honest with you, there is nothing that wrong with it apart from the fact that we have left out the brilliant hopeless romantics that have to adjust to this new type of human connection. This goes out to all of the girls and guys that want meaningful relationships that doesn’t coincide with occasional hook ups and the dodging of feelings. We are human beings so naturally I think sometimes we are fearful of connecting with someone on a deeper level than casual stress free links, But you know what? Its ok to have feelings.. whether you are a dude or a girl.. Its Okay to show that you have layers of yourself like an onion..

( Im ashamed to admit this blog post was definitely inspired by one of those cliched relationship memes on instagram)

(Im also not sorry for my terrible grammar)

Dont panic…its university time

The dawn of the freshers have officially arrived, And a lot of people have pissed off or are currently pissing off to university as we speak . It can be a pretty shit scary time and no matter how many people tell you that you should be super excited.. that advice isn’t really that helpful when you feel like you’ve got a million and one things to do to mentally and physically to ┬áprepare yourself. Its all going to fall into place though, even though it may not feel like it right this minute, there are loads of people in the same situation as you so you are definitely not alone…university years are actually meant to be the best years of your life! So try to focus on all of the positive exciting upcoming things instead of worrying about all the things that may or may not happen. Cross that bridge when you come to it.

hopefully this isn’t as patronising as I think it might be.